So it has been awhile…. The plague has left the house and all is getting back to normal. Tomorrow, the Mrs. will fill you in on why we have been absent from the blog. So as you know I supply grocery stores, restaurants, and carryouts with beer, wine, and spirits. On a daily basis I am blessed to encounter some very colorful people. At one store particular there is a gentleman we will call G. Every time I see him which is usually twice a week, he greets me with a new joke. His latest was actually funny….
A man recently bought a traveling circus. A few weeks before the circus had its first show, he needed to fill one last position. The lion tamer. He put an ad in the local paper and on the last day he was taking interviews he finally got not one, but two people apply. One man and one woman. They showed up at the same time so the circus owner decided to let them both audition. The woman went first. She stepped into the lion cage with one lion and gently approached the beast, careful not to raise her whip. She stuck her head out softly as the lion sniffed her. The woman dropped her jacket to the floor revealing her totally naked body to the lion. The lion began to lick her naked body all over. The circus owner was amazed. He looked at the gentleman applying for the position and said “Do you think you can do better than that?” The gentleman takes a deep breath, puts his chin up, and says…. “why don’t you get that lion out of the cage and I will give it my best shot.”
You’re Welcome. See you next week.