There are no words to describe this awesomeness.

Just watch.


Vlog Talk


Turkey Talk With My Little Turkeys

I was so excited when I heard that Liz and VlogTalk were combining forces for Turkey Talk I knew that I had to join in the fun. My kids love making videos so I figured that this would be easy. I had no idea how hard it would be for my kids to talk about food. Enjoy!


Vlog Talk


Monday Minute With A VLOG!

Happy Memorial Day to everyone! I am sure that you are all spending time with your families and reflecting on how important our freedom is. Make sure to thank a veteran and/or a soldier today.

On to the Monday Minute with DDOR!

Monday Minute

1 – Aside from your armpits, what body part of yours sweats the most?
Most definitely my chestal area. Under my giant floppy boobs.

2 – You have two slices of bread. You can add one additional ingredient to make a sandwich, but as much of it as you want. What are you putting on it?
That is hard. (TWSS) I usually need at least 2 things to make a good sandwich. BUT, if I have to choose, I would say Old Fashioned Loaf. If you haven’t had it you are misssing out. It is one of my favorite lunchmeats. Dave thinks it is nasty but he doesn’t have to eat it!!  

3 – Can you put your entire fist into your mouth?
But of course. First I have to unhinge my jaw a bit and we are good to go. Need proof?

4 – Open your email. How many emails do you have in your ‘Inbox’?
84. I really need to clean it out. It is driving me nuts.

and finally…

5 – If an adult male is taken for ransom, is that considered kidnapping?
There has got to be a better word than kidnapping for the act of stealing someone, because that is exactly what you are doing, stealing them. Right?!

Embrace Your Body!

Contrary to what many of you have seen and or read, I am not always the first one to say that I love my body.  I have actually had a very long love/hate relationship with my body. I have been skinny and fat so many times I cannot even count, but my stretch marks can tell you that it has happened. Even though my weight has fluctuated on several occasions, there are a few constants that I love no matter what size I am.

So, since it is Vlogday Friday, I decided to go ahead and use  Embrace Your Body Week as my next vlog topic. I also have a beautiful little co-star!

Did you notice I said her real name? Oops! Oh well.. And I promise to find some better lighting for next time. I am so much prettier in the real light! LOL!
And on a side note, after I was done with the video, J walked in and said “Mom…what is Mom Sexy?” He is such a nosey little thing! I just laughed and said don’t worry about it.
I almost forgot… Peanut reminded me about one more thing that we love…
So anysexy…stop by the Mommyologist and check out other moms who are embracing their body this week!
What do you love most about your body??

Let’s Talk About Sex Baby…And a Little Ranting Too!

So I had so much planned for today’s post and then last night happened.
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Fawk You to the douche canoe that ran into my car on my way home from work last night. It wasn’t a bad accident, but it was bad enough to agitate an old injury from a car accident several years ago. So now my right arm and shoulder are in pain.  He said he couldn’t see me…. My ass!

And a very sweet I love you to the best husband ever. We were supposed to go out for a friend’s birthday party last night but after the accident I was pretty shook up. Yes, I know it wasn’t that bad of an accident, but I have had issues ever since I was in a horrible roll-over accident about 10 years ago. So my loving hubby just took me to a local bar for dinner and drinks. Man did I need those drinks! I really felt bad that we didn’t go out for my friends birthday but I was really not in the mood at all.

So anylove

Now on to the vlog! Thank you to the Ninja for suggesting this week’s topic! Sex!

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And last but not least check out…
Just Keep SmilingShe is doing a vlog today too and pimped out my Vlogday Friday! Check out her adorable daughter Heaven!

Why I Love DMB

I have a surprise for you! It is the VLOG! I know that you have been waiting anxiously and I have been putting it off because my real life has been a little chaotic and my sound card decided to stop working.  A while ago I posted a challenge that if I got 100 comments, I would let my 100th follower choose what I was going to do a vlog about. Well, my 100th follower was Liz from Eternal Lizdom. Well, she saw a tweet from Tracy the Crazy Town Mayor about how she had been stalking my blog so that she could be the 100th follower and pick my vlog. Being the sweet person that Liz is, she graciously passed the torch to Tracy who got to pick what my vlog was about. And guess what…she wanted me to vlog about my obsession with The Dave Matthews Band. This was so hard for me because it is hard to put into words why I love them so much. But I will try!

Enjoy my fat face! I can’t believe that it had to freeze on my face like that…seriously youtube???

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Gah! Please excuse my hair and my chubbo face. I am still super tired from this past weekend of baby shower madness. I haven’t done my hair in 2 days and that is so unlike me, but man I love sleep too much! Plus is it as hot and humid as a sweaty ball sack outside so it isn’t even worth trying to make myself look nice. I promise that I would do more vlogs in the future. I would love to have one day that is specifically for vlogs. Maybe even have readers pick what I vlog about each week. What do you all think?

Oh and yes, that was my dog that I nudged with my foot during the vlog. He had to sit next to me and keep scratching during the first half.