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As you all know, I have been sequestered in my house finishing the 5o Shades trilogy. Ok, I went to work and all, but as soon as I got home I looked like this…
One night, as I was finishing the end of the trilogy I looked at Dave and said, “We need to spice things up a bit. You know, get a little aggressive. Have fun with sex.”
Dave looked at me and nodded his head and that was the end of that. Yes, I will admit that 50 Shades has done wonders for our sex life. We are one of those couples. I understand that not all couples have had the same end result but for us it has been… nice. I am all for whatever brings us back to each other.
Later that night, we got in bed and Dave leaned over and pinned my arms down. In my head I am thinking, ok…this could be fun… Next thing I know he started “playfully” smacking my face. I lost it. I started laughing hysterically and asking him what the hell he was doing! He replied, “It’s 50 Shades of Grey babe! This would make a great blog post!”
Next thing I know we are both laughing hysterically. I just couldn’t keep it together. Leave it to Dave to think about what is going to make a good blog post while trying to initiate sex.
Then there was this lovely text conversation. Yes, sometimes I am an instigator…
Me: Hope your day is better than mine today. Love you. Let’s get drunk and screw tonight.
Dave: Maybe I can slap you around.
Me: :p You are like my own 50 Shades but less fucked up. Thank God.
Dave: 50 Shades of Dave.
Me: LOL! That is what I was going to title my blog post!
Now I know that not everyone is a big fan of these books and to each their own, but I think that the actual story itself was interesting. I guess I am a fan of poorly written books! Whatever works, right!
Have you read the 50 Shades Trilogy? Do you have any recommendations on some good smut books?