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Embrace Your Body-Little Black Dress

June 3, 2011 by randomblogette · 17 Comments

Every woman needs a little black dress. A little black dress that makes her feel like she is the sexiest woman on the face of the Earth. I am pretty sure that I found it. The only problem is that my boobs totally decided that they wanted to escape that night.

I am sure not everyone would find this as a problem.

Everyone needs an outfit that makes them feel beautiful. This is that dress. This dress embraced all of my curves. When you feel beautiful and sexy you feel like you can take on the world, no matter what size you are!

Do you have a little black dress that makes you feel amazing? If not, what piece of clothing makes you feel the best?

Filed Under: Embrace Your Body · Tagged With: boobs, Embrace Your Body, LBD, little black dress, weddings

When The Kids Are Away The Adults Will Play!

June 23, 2010 by randomblogette · 23 Comments

So as you all know, I was without children for almost 5 days this past week. Well we were lucky to cap off the last evening without kids with an all day party. Our friend had a 30th birthday party at her house from 2 until whenever, complete with swimming, tons of food and a keg of beer. Definitely all of my favorite things at a party. I didn’t end up swimming, but I did partake in the food and of course the keg. I have learned that kegs of Labbat and I are not friends and will never be friends. Let’s just say that I woke up the next morning and could only remember bits and pieces of what happened after the sun went down.

Lucky for me…and all of you…the hubs took photographic evidence. He is just so good at capturing my bad side. And now I present to you…

Drunken Jayme…

Apparently I turned into a drunken Pirate…

I made horrible faces that brought out my double chin…

Was almost thrown into a pool…

Tried to take pics of me and my brother…

Pulled out the duck lips…

And of course there had to be….JAZZ HANDS!!

And as I was leaving I mounted one of my friends!

Let’s just say that I came home and passed out hard core. Hubs was not to happy with that. I hoped that you all enjoyed drunken Jayme. I still haven’t heard from any of the other party goers. Hopefully I will be invited back! After all I am thoroughly entertaining!

Filed Under: All About Me, Beautiful Me, Blame It on the Alcohol · Tagged With: alcohol, Be Awesome Instead, Beauty, boobs, jazz hands

It's a BOOBQUAKE Bitches!

April 26, 2010 by randomblogette · 22 Comments

If you haven’t hear about BOOBQUAKE 2010. I suggest that you read this…

BOOBQUAKE 2010

and this…

Cleric’s story

For those of you who don’t feel like reading these 2 articles, here is my quick summary.

An Iran Cleric by the name of Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi stated, “Women who dress provocatively and tempt people into promiscuity are to blame for earthquakes…”

I love how it is the women who are to blame for all of the wrong in the world. Of course it has nothing to do with the endless wars in the Middle East that are being fought because their “god” tells them to fight , or whatever crap that they believe. So anyways, in response to this ass-backwards idiot, Jen McCreight, who is herself a blogger, posted this blog and it created a firestorm of others who wanted to join the Boobquake! Even though I do not agree with everything that Jen believes in (e.g. atheism), I believe in Boobquake! Here is the facebook page also. You can even buy a t-shirt! And who doesn’t love events that have t-shirts!?

So all of my fellow lady bloggers, I urge you to show your cleavage for the good of the country to show this a-hole that us women are not to blame for the earthquakes and everything that is wrong in the world!

I present to you all…. MY CLEAVAGE!