Who’s Your Daddy? – Kardashian Edition

Normally, I get all of my juicy celebrity gossip from Amanda, on Fridays, with her Celebrity Round-Up. If you are not reading this you are missing out people! She has a way of regularly making me pee my pants with her gift of writing.  Every time I hear something on the radio or read about some great celebrity dish I tweet/text/e-mail her my intel. Normally she already knows about it because she has her insiders, but sometimes I actually hear before she does. Due to the fact that she has declared that she is now a Kardashian-Free zone, I will take over the Kardashian posting duties today.

While I was listening to the radio the other day I heard some crazy talk that Khloe Kardashian is not the daughter of Robert Kardashian. It is being reported that Kris Jenner’s hairdresser is the newest baby daddy suspect. Apparently Robert Kardashian’s ex (aka the wife after Kris) told the ever reliable Star that Robert Kardashian told her before he died that Khloe was not a Kardashian.

Here is a little comparison of Khloe and the hairdresser (Alex Rodan). You know, her middle name is Alexandra. Dun, dun, dun…..

image source

And it doesn’t stop there. Not only is Kris Jenner’s hairdresser a potential baby daddy, so is….

O.J. Simpson!

image source

Oh hell nah! Rumor has it that Kris Jenner is planning a very special episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians to address who Khloe’s real daddy is. Or maybe she is just whoring her kids out again to get more press. Hmm….

Will the real baby daddy please stand up?

*For the record, Khloe is my fave Kardashian and I kinda feel bad for her having to listen to all of this.

PRESSURE

“Pressure…pushing down on me pressing down on you no man ask for….”-Queen (or David Bowie)”Under Pressure”

So that is what I am feeling now…pressure… So I finally decided to let my peeps in real life know about my blog. What Up all! Welcome to my other world. So now I am a little nervous. Am I going to be judged by my IRL (in real life) peeps by what I say on here? Should I have stayed anonymous? Is the hubs going to freak out on me when I write about him? So far he hasn’t said anything so he probably hasn’t even read any of it. Is my mommy going to freak if I use the f word? Hmm…

Oh yeah and my new bud in computer world (Oh yeah Sarah like it or not you are my bestie in computer world considering all of the comments you have spammed me with) wrote about me on her blog, I Run With Scissors, saying how funny I was… Now I am getting limp from performance anxiety…. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stay tuned…

Oh yeah and for all those peeps on facebook… Come fan me… I am so HOT!

Get Facebook Buttons

Come on…just click on it. You know you want to. Just do it… Do it! Do it! Do it! No peer pressure….oh who am I kidding… CLICK ON THE BUTTON AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE!

**Update** I guess the HUBS does really read this…

3-11-2010 1-07-30 PM

I Would Like to Thank the Academy…

Holy sweet monkey balls. I just don’t know what to say! Umm….I feel so honored! Today I am the featured member from Compulsive Comment Worshipers Anonymous! I feel like a Queen!

CCW

Check out Compulsive Comment Worshipers Anonymous for my post today.

Dancing with the "STARS"

Umm…yeah. So I just read online that they have announced the new line up for Dancing with the Stars. I think that the word “stars” in the title is reaching a bit this year. (HA! Reaching for the stars! Get it!) I really don’t see any “stars” in this line up other than Buzz Aldrin and Evan Lysacek. Ok I do love Aiden Turner from All My Children too. He is quite sexy…but he went crazy on the show and hasn’t been seen since he kidnapped Kendall Hart and got caught! It’s not like he is even one of the main characters (sorry dude, but it’s true.) Even though I work full time I still make sure to take my lunch hour from 1-2 EST just so I can watch AMC!

I think that now I am going to do a little break down of the new cast….

1. Buzz Aldrin: Dude! It’s Buzz Aldrin..he is an American hero, so yes he can count as a star. Plus, they always have to have an old guy on the show!

2. Pamela Anderson:  Are you kidding me? What has she done lately? Let’s just say that she is eye candy for the men..and some women.

3. Erin Andrews (ESPN reporter): I know nothing about her so let’s also just chalk this up to eye candy.

4. Shannen Doherty: Umm….really? I googled her name to see why in the world they would pick her considering that fact that she hasn’t really done anything since Charmed and heck she got killed off of that show a LONG time ago! Oh yeah and her little guest stint on the new 90210. I found out that she is shopping around a new reality show. FIGURES!

5. Kate Gosselin: Enough with this lady already! She needs to keep her ass at home and take care of her kids! I have has just about enough of anything to do with the Gosselin family. I feel so sorry for all of those kids. Their dad is a deadbeat and their mom is a reality whore. Come on!

6. Evan Lysacek: Heck ya! Gold Medal winner. They have to have their Olympian. I am just wondering if the producers were sitting around watching the Olympics trying to figure out who had the best story so that they can put them on the show. I think that Evan will do great though, especially with his figure skating background.

7. Niecy Nash: I am torn on her. I do love her on Reno 911 (Is that show even on anymore?) and her show Clean House is not too bad.

8. Chad Ochocinco: Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver. Ok I get the idea that they want men to watch it. I do still think that the story behind his last name is quite odd though.

9. “Bachelor” Jake Pavelka: YAWN!

10. Nicole Scherzinger: Yes she is one of the Pussycat Dolls, but when she tried to make it on her own she totally bombed! YAWN!

11. Aiden Turner: All My Children actor. I already explained my feelings on this one above. Unless he is an amazing dancer, I don’t see him lasting very long. he may not even make it past the first week!

Ok so maybe I am a bitch, but those are just my two cents. I just find it hilarious who are considered “stars” nowadays! And oh yeah…I don’t even watch the show, so really my opinion means nothing!