Who’s Your Daddy? – Kardashian Edition

Normally, I get all of my juicy celebrity gossip from Amanda, on Fridays, with her Celebrity Round-Up. If you are not reading this you are missing out people! She has a way of regularly making me pee my pants with her gift of writing.  Every time I hear something on the radio or read about some great celebrity dish I tweet/text/e-mail her my intel. Normally she already knows about it because she has her insiders, but sometimes I actually hear before she does. Due to the fact that she has declared that she is now a Kardashian-Free zone, I will take over the Kardashian posting duties today.

While I was listening to the radio the other day I heard some crazy talk that Khloe Kardashian is not the daughter of Robert Kardashian. It is being reported that Kris Jenner’s hairdresser is the newest baby daddy suspect. Apparently Robert Kardashian’s ex (aka the wife after Kris) told the ever reliable Star that Robert Kardashian told her before he died that Khloe was not a Kardashian.

Here is a little comparison of Khloe and the hairdresser (Alex Rodan). You know, her middle name is Alexandra. Dun, dun, dun…..

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And it doesn’t stop there. Not only is Kris Jenner’s hairdresser a potential baby daddy, so is….

O.J. Simpson!

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Oh hell nah! Rumor has it that Kris Jenner is planning a very special episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians to address who Khloe’s real daddy is. Or maybe she is just whoring her kids out again to get more press. Hmm….

Will the real baby daddy please stand up?

*For the record, Khloe is my fave Kardashian and I kinda feel bad for her having to listen to all of this.

Comments

  1. Amber says:

    Klohe & Kourtney are the only 2 that I can tolerate. Kim’s like a spoiled princess.

  2. Ok either one of two things is going on here: it’s for ratings or the hairdresser is the dad. Khloe is my fav too but seriously? She looks nothing like the others at all!!!

  3. Whew – now that Amanda’s stepped down I’m so glad someone has filled my Kardashian void! And Khloe’s also my fav, so I feel horrible at how incredibly interesting this story is! ‘Cause you kinda have to be, well, that would explain why she looks so different from her sisters! And her mom did cheat a lot! Oh, the terrible intrigue.

  4. MiMi says:

    Seriously. If she’s whoring them out for $$ again…she needs to be shot. That’s just ridiculous.

  5. Hate them but love Khloe, can’t explain it. I’m guessing since the marriage didn’t get enough attention then the divorce ended up being a fail and Kourtney getting pregnant didn’t work they had to do something with the favorite!

  6. Khloe is my fav as well ! Thanks for the K-dashes post ! Great blog !

    http://talesofadomesticmama.blogspot.com/

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