So there I was, standing half naked in my bedroom praying that this would end quickly, trying to cover myself up.
And there he was frozen in fear.
J walked in on me..without a shirt on…or a bra. Trying to get ready for work. Floppy boobies just hanging there for all to see!
Now normally I would have had a least a bra on but I was moving slow that morning and just wasn’t thinking.
I screamed. He screamed. He froze and then covered his eyes trying to forget the horrible sight of his mom standing there with her floppy boobs hanging there.
Poor J. He is scarred for life now.
I wish I could tell him that most boobs don’t look that bad. But the kid doesn’t even want to acknowledge the fact that he is going to grow ball hair, so talking about boobs would be the death of him.
Sorry dude! Sorry mommy scarred you for life!
Like this, but less Asian and hanging lower.
Thanks Google!
hahahahaha I was going to write about Babes newfound obsession with my vagina soon! Oh, I just posted a baby sling review and I know you are a new auntie so maybe enter it!
BWhahah just wait my oldest walked in on me coming out of a shower when he was like 4. At eye level with some lower anatomy, that pregnant I could not keep trimmed cause I could not see it. He looked at it and said ” Mufasa mufasa mufasa” Umm yeah can you guess what movie was popular..
Been there and done that. My son is still breathing, but I believe I may have scared his “theory” of what girl should look like.
Hahahaha no one should be exposed to our droopy boobies after children
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor kid! I walked in on my dad once and there he was, just hanging out. Not a pleasant experience to say the least!
Someday he’ll discover the cute perky ones and won’t even give saggy boobs a second thought!
Once Diva made an announcement that my boobs almost touched my knees. Thanks kid!
Can’t. stop. laughing.
oh my gosh….i’m so glad I have girls!!! I cannot stop laughing at this post!
Greatest blog post in the history of blog posts
Better he learn now that boobs don’t stay perky forever. Some guys don’t get that.
OMG, girl. The title of this post has me in stitches. LMAO!!!!
That’s too funny!
I want one of those scarfs. And my son has walked in on me bent all the way over trying to untangle my sock from my toes.
I am still traumatized.
He moved away and never spoke to me again.
Not really
Yes yes he really did
no he didn’t
but DAYUM that was horrible
aiiiyah!
Oh mercy, God Bless Google for bringing up that delightful picture. I would be completely mortified.
Bhahahaha!! I am forever walking around my kids when I’m naked. My mom did it, I do it, my kids do it. We’re all comfortable in my house. Heck, my little guys still showers with me. He’s 4. That’s not weird, is it?? LOL
My son walked in on my buck naked and bent over. I’m surprised he’s not blind.
PS I was picking up a towel from the floor, you perverts.
The title is hilarious and THEN you went and said you wished you could tell him most boobs don’t look like that and I nearly pissed my pants!
Actually most boobs over child bearing age DO look that bad, mine included. But I’m trying to preserve my son’s innocence as long as possible. He’s a teenager. He’s in a high school surrounded by perky teenage boobs that grow out of armpits. Not naked, of course, but whatever. He’ll find out on his own someday!!! BAhahaha
That experience ought to keep his prom date’s dress on.
Don’t feel bad… my ex wife used to beat on her son while she was naked. I’m not saying his behavior didn’t deserve some major discipline, but there’s no way that kid’s not in therapy right now.
bwahahaha!
Love Snuggie’s comment too….
lol.
i have all girls so we all have the same parts… but it still would be embarassing….
Love the title!
lol.
Ha Ha!
When my son was watching me dress one day he asked, why are you putting that on? He was speaking about my bra. I said ” I wonder myself sometimes”. Mine are non-existent after 2 kids.
LMFAO!!! I promise he’ll survive this without the need for therapy!
*snork*
I just want to know what the HELL you typed into the google search box that it gave you back that particular picture!
Holy shit, I laughed so hard when I read this yesterday. Had the same experience with my oldest son about 2 years ago (he was 12): poor guy. He just walked right on in to my bedroom w/o knocking to ask some stupid question about the xbox while I was getting dressed and “TA-DA!” Mommy’s bazoombas in all their massive, droopy, glory.
Can’t help but notice that he’s definitely more attracted to girls with less T and more A now. Hmmm. LOL!
Too funny!! How old is he??
Yes and it is the darn kids fault in the first place that the boobs are so floppy anyway- mine are floppy and smaller than before I had kids. So not fair